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Argh maties!!!
Age 41 From Brenham, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Hey guys! My name is Ashley, but as a joke, my friends call me Underpass Ash the Pirate Hooker. Long story. Anyways--I'm a fun loving girl looking to meet someone new!
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Fiction, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is  
In my town, there isn't much to do. I usually go out the bars and get a bit crazy.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I'm really not all that picky. If you're non-judgemental and fun to be around, then I'm all for giving you a shot.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date
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