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I am facetious and love to laugh.
Age 45 From San Antonio, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a 26 year old mother of two children. I can be considered BBW. I am outgoing, fun, and a social butterfly. I love to dance, drink, meet new people, and enjoy new experiences. I am open-minded, intelligent, and independent.
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Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Administrative Coordinator
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I would love to visit the beach, have a nice dinner, and enjoy the company and conversation of my date.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I am always open to new experiences and new people.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
I am currently finishing my AA in Criminal Justice and AAS Forensics. I will then earn my BS in Biology and BA in Anthropology.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Religious, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I love to enjoy an evening with friends at dinner or drinks, hang at my home just chatting or watching movies, and dancing.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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