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Tall, dark and handsome
Age 60 From Aurora, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As  
I like to make people laugh. There is no better sound. People are too stressed these days and I have taken it upon myself to relieve some of that tension with laughter. I actually don't like being the center of attention but I do what I must to make sure that others are having fun.
At first meetings I'm a bit shy and will use humor to get over that, assuming that I can still speak. Once I'm surrounded by a group that I know I really cut loose and make them laugh until I hear snorting sounds coming from someone. That may be you next time.
You will never guess that I am 41. No-one ever does. I have yet to find someone that can keep up with me. Are you up to the challenge? Bring it!
I have no idea what my body type is, so here's a description. I'm 5'11" really, I weigh 175 and have a 35" waist. Not muscular but not skinny. Ask for a pic and I'll let you decide.
I'm not all laughs and no seriousness, nope I'm the real deal here darlin'. (hehehe) I'm a great listener and I almost always have some advice if the situation calls for it. I think there are times for friends to give advice and times when just listening is the thing to do. I'm a pretty popular guy because I give great advice and great ear.
I'm very intelligent (like most funny people are). I really hate these things. It always sounds like you are bragging and I really don't like braggarts or gossips. I have the unique ability to be able to put myself in someone else's shoes and understand or at least excuse their reactions and behaviours.
I am looking for someone with their own opinions and ideas. I want someone that deserves respect for her mind, ideas and thoughts. Yeah, I know that sounded strange to you but to even things out I am a man and I have a libido. I'm just smart enough to know when to keep it in check. Physically speaking (told you I was a man. lol) I am more attracted to skinny women but I have a lot of friends that are not and that's alright. I love eyes. I can stare into them for hours as I softly stroke your face, arm or leg.
Uh, okay I think it's time to wrap this up. Which reminds me I don't mind talking either. I usually prefer in person though.
(Ugh, this whole thing seems so corny. I feel like I'm trying to sell a car.)
Sooo anyway... if you have a funny bone that needs a little tickle let me know that you are out there. (For a guy that doesn't like to brag I didn't exactly slow down did I? Oh well maybe it will pike your interest.)
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Theater, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Tv, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Goal In Life Is  
To learn something new everyday and make at least one person smile or laugh every day.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Business, Computers, History, Instructional, Reference, Science, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Dancing and drinking at a club, hanging with friends playing pool or darts. The occasional low stakes poker game with a house full of friends.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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