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Tall, dark and handsome
Age 60 From Aurora, Colorado -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, French |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I like to make people laugh. There is no better sound. People are too stressed these days and I have taken it upon myself to relieve some of that tension with laughter. I actually don't like being the center of attention but I do what I must to make sure that others are having fun. At first meetings I'm a bit shy and will use humor to get over that, assuming that I can still speak. Once I'm surrounded by a group that I know I really cut loose and make them laugh until I hear snorting sounds coming from someone. That may be you next time. You will never guess that I am 41. No-one ever does. I have yet to find someone that can keep up with me. Are you up to the challenge? Bring it! I have no idea what my body type is, so here's a description. I'm 5'11" really, I weigh 175 and have a 35" waist. Not muscular but not skinny. Ask for a pic and I'll let you decide. I'm not all laughs and no seriousness, nope I'm the real deal here darlin'. (hehehe) I'm a great listener and I almost always have some advice if the situation calls for it. I think there are times for friends to give advice and times when just listening is the thing to do. I'm a pretty popular guy because I give great advice and great ear. I'm very intelligent (like most funny people are). I really hate these things. It always sounds like you are bragging and I really don't like braggarts or gossips. I have the unique ability to be able to put myself in someone else's shoes and understand or at least excuse their reactions and behaviours. I am looking for someone with their own opinions and ideas. I want someone that deserves respect for her mind, ideas and thoughts. Yeah, I know that sounded strange to you but to even things out I am a man and I have a libido. I'm just smart enough to know when to keep it in check. Physically speaking (told you I was a man. lol) I am more attracted to skinny women but I have a lot of friends that are not and that's alright. I love eyes. I can stare into them for hours as I softly stroke your face, arm or leg. Uh, okay I think it's time to wrap this up. Which reminds me I don't mind talking either. I usually prefer in person though. (Ugh, this whole thing seems so corny. I feel like I'm trying to sell a car.) Sooo anyway... if you have a funny bone that needs a little tickle let me know that you are out there. (For a guy that doesn't like to brag I didn't exactly slow down did I? Oh well maybe it will pike your interest.) |
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Sign | Aries |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 5' 11 (1.8 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Separated |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Computers / Electronic |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Trying To Quit |
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I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Sports, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Theater, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Tv, Going To A Concert |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Goal In Life Is | To learn something new everyday and make at least one person smile or laugh every day. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Soul |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Business, Computers, History, Instructional, Reference, Science, Technical |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Dancing and drinking at a club, hanging with friends playing pool or darts. The occasional low stakes poker game with a house full of friends. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |